my sister and i decided we’d start going to the gym more often so i called her and just shouted through the phone ‘YOU READY TO PUMP SOME IRON, SIS, ARE YOU READY. NO HARD WORK NO BIG SHIRT’ and i regret it because she was so much fitter and better than me in every single exercise we did…
*slithers into the inbox of hot dude* hellooooo
i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.
I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.
you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud
"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.